Got me a stand-up show and made around 150 bucks! Too bad the owners of Serendipity, the cafe people generally do shows at around here, are a bunch of f-ing Nazis now; they won't let you charge less than ten bucks per ticket. I mean, hell, I'm funny, I've done shows at Second City, but NOBODY's ten dollars funny! It's a fucking CAFE. Not even Richard Pryor could've made ten bucks per ticket in a local cafe, and that's adjusted for inflation. Plus, no clubs around here let people under 18 do or watch shows because of the profanity and thematic content, which is bullshit. I wrote the profanity and thematic content into my act with my own two hands... I'm pretty sure I've already heard it.

Long story short, fuck you too, Serendipity.